Arsenal, why do it’s a must to be the best way that you’re? A weekend that had real likelihood of actually reigniting the title race noticed Arsenal as an alternative concede it in unmistakably Arsenal style, whereas elsewhere Bournemouth come a cropper and Spurs’ third straight win leaves us questioning if Ange has been enjoying us all this entire time and may actually be a genius.
Arsenal 0-1 West Ham: Gunners invent ‘pre-bottling’ as Hammers make mischief at Emirates as soon as once more
We actually ought to cease being stunned by this stuff. It’s the historical past of the Arsenal. We, like everybody else, had giddily and foolishly thought the title race was alive as soon as once more.
Positive, we nonetheless thought Liverpool had been favourites and loved the doom-and-despair Liverpool mailboxes that greeted the disaster of a 2-2 draw at Aston Villa, however you might see why nervousness may need set in. Liverpool have completely appeared much less assured in current weeks and began dropping factors the place factors weren’t being dropped earlier than.
And this was a weekend that completely had that ‘six-point swing’ vibe to it. Arsenal at residence to West Ham on the again of a clean midweek, Liverpool going to Man Metropolis after a troublesome midweek sport. The potential for the desk to abruptly present Arsenal solely 5 factors behind with a sport in hand was very, very clear.
We should always have recognized higher. We should always have recognized what was about to occur. What did occur, although, is unquestionably past even earlier Peak Arsenal territory. The aim they conceded was very unhealthy, West Ham breaking to show a fumbled Arsenal assault right into a Jarrod Bowen close-range header and a variety of Arsenal gamers together with one conspicuous former Hammer wanting awkwardly at their footwear.
However whereas this was nonetheless acquainted Arsenal territory – ‘struggling severe title setback with residence defeat to West Ham’ is actually one in all final season’s key storylines – as was the invention that maybe Mikel Merino isn’t actually a hidden striker gem who can save them £100m. However the sight of Myles Lewis-Skelly despatched off by way of VAR barely quarter-hour after approaching may, if something, be simply an excessive amount of Arsenal.
They haven’t bottled the title right here, in fact, however they’ve maybe achieved one thing new and completely different; they’ve bottled the possibility of getting proper again into the title race when every thing – proper all the way down to first-mover benefit and a kinder fixture – had gave the impression to be tilting their method. It’s, if you’ll, a pre-bottling. Like a pre-assist and, we’re very a lot conscious, a time period each bit as w*nky.
For the Hammers, in the meantime, a consequence that settles any faint lingering fears of complete catastrophe and sees them as soon as once more insert themselves into the Massive Boys’ troubles. We might be fully flawed right here, however we get the distinct impression that West Ham are concerned on this method excess of may be defined by mere coincidence.
Bournemouth 0-1 Wolves: Cunha and co take big stride in direction of security as Cherries CL hopes take successful
There was a hazard of 4 groups getting lower adrift on the backside and the hazard now could be that it’ll as an alternative be three. Wolves at all times appeared just like the one incongrous member of that quartet. The one which didn’t actually belong. And never simply because the opposite three had been the three promoted golf equipment.
When contemplating whether or not Spurs or Man United truly may get themselves relegated it at all times appeared unlikely as a result of regardless of how unhealthy they may be – and the reply has fairly often been very unhealthy certainly – it simply by no means appeared like that backside 4 may capitalise. Spurs and United are actually on 33 and 30 factors respectively and that’s most likely already sufficient. It simply by no means appeared like a complete throughout the compass of both Ipswich or Leicester.
However it’s and was at all times inside Wolves’. They’re now on 22 factors and have an excellent likelihood to do what Everton have finished earlier than them and now ease absolutely away from an more and more despondent group. The important thing distinction with Wolves in comparison with Leicester or Ipswich – Southampton are now not even actually related within the dialogue – is that with Wolves you do take a look at them and see a staff that would go on the sort of five-game run of 10 or 11 factors that modifications the entire image. You by no means sense that the opposite two fairly have that within the locker.
Matheus Cunha is clearly an enormous a part of exactly why that’s the case, and the velocity with which he allowed Wolves to show numerical into scoreline benefit after Illia Zabarnyi’s crimson card at all times left Bournemouth going through a prolonged afternoon. It’s a consequence that makes a severe dent in Bournemouth’s hopes of Champions League qualification, which stays a very unbelievable sentence to have the ability to say out loud even after this uncommon depressing afternoon for Andoni Iraola’s aspect.
Fulham 0-2 Crystal Palace: Is that this the season Palace lastly attain 50 factors?
Seventeen factors from 12 video games.
That’s the goal now for Palace to lastly convey to an finish one of the curious runs within the Premier League. We’ve lengthy since accepted no one else is as on this as we’re, however the reality Palace haven’t secured a single points tally outside the 40s since getting back into the top flight in 2013 is admittedly fairly extraordinary.
That they could lastly do it in a season the place they didn’t report a single win till the ninth time of asking is even higher, and this high-quality win at Fulham was additionally the sixth of their eight wins this season to be secured away from residence, which once more is a pleasant quirk.
They’ve twice gone shut in current seasons, with 48 factors in 2021/22 and that fast-finishing 49 final trip. Their present points-per-game would ship only a tick over 48. Come on, Palace. We’re all rooting for you.
There may be additionally at all times the choice of breaking the 40-something run by getting six factors or fewer from these remaining 12 video games, however no one needs that.
Ipswich 1-4 Tottenham: Spurs keep away from ignominy of relegation battle – has Ange been enjoying 4D chess all alongside?
Received’t come as an enormous shock to anybody who’s watched earlier Spurs wins this season to find this didn’t actually really feel very similar to a 4-1 sort of sport. Spurs had been on the again foot for big stretches of the primary half earlier than and after a pair of undeniably placing counter-attacks that ended with Son Heung-min teeing up Brennan Johnson objectives.
Ipswich pulled one again and had an equaliser disallowed for offside by VAR earlier than Spurs eased clear within the closing 20 minutes to rubberstamp their pure banter credentials.
Spurs’ 4 objectives at this time see them as soon as once more elevated to the division’s second highest scorers behind only champions elect Liverpool, whereas their aim distinction is again as much as being the fourth greatest in a contest the place they nonetheless languish pitifully in decrease mid-table regardless of three wins in a row. Three wins in a row additionally provides them the Premier League’s longest currently active winning streak, due to course it does.
Avoiding a relegation battle is sweet for the essential dignity, however the significance of it may lie elsewhere. What Spurs have, in their very own idiosyncratic Angeball method, is now domesticate the exact situations underneath which they could truly win a trophy. They aren’t happening, they aren’t threatening the European locations. They’ll now throw everything at a Europa League that, in the new-found absence of Champions League dropouts, looks distinctly winnable.
Ange Postecoglou, the artful genius, has conjured a situation through which even Daniel Levy would prioritise the Europa League over the pursuit of league-position prize cash, given the Champions League prize on provide to the winners. Has this entire marketing campaign been a 4D chess masterstroke from the Massive Australian?
No. And they’re going to lose to AZ Alkmaar, received’t they? However nonetheless.
Southampton 0-4 Brighton: Derby report nonetheless looms as Saints crushed at residence once more
Brighton at residence appeared a presentable likelihood for Southampton to ease their well beyond Derby’s notorious 11-point haul. That it ended within the now acquainted sight of a thumping defeat for a aspect that has already misplaced 5-1, 5-0 and 5-0 at residence within the final three months is sub-optimal.
And it does now imply the wait to maintain Derby on their f*cking perch will lengthen into mid-March at the very least with the Saints’ solely two league video games earlier than one other circled date – Wolves at residence – are journeys to Stamford Bridge and Anfield.
Brighton, in the meantime, do nonetheless have the possibility to show their occasional loveliness into one thing actually tangible. Outcomes elsewhere imply this win lifts them to eighth and abruptly inside three factors of the highest six.