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    Donald Trump crashes Epstein e-mail press briefing in “SNL” chilly open: ‘I’m hiding virtually nothing’

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    James Austin Johnson as Trump holding up one of the emails James Austin Johnson as Trump holding up one of the emails
    James Austin Johnson as Donald Trump on 'Saturday Night time Reside'. Credit score:

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    Saturday Night Live didn't skip its probability to skewer President Donald Trump over the just lately launched Jeffrey Epstein emails.

    The present's newest chilly open kicked off with a press briefing that noticed Trump (performed by James Austin Johnson) defending himself after the Home Oversight Committee this week launched emails from the convicted intercourse offender. Trump's identify appeared a number of occasions within the emails, with Epstein at one level writing that the president "knew concerning the women." Trump has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing, sustaining that he knew nothing about Epstein's intercourse trafficking.

    However that wasn't fairly the case within the SNL parody. The sketch begins with Ashley Padilla taking part in the White Home press secretary Karoline Leavitt, who tells a gaggle of reporters that she is happy to "reply your pleasant questions."

    She provides, "As you all know, there was no information this week. Nothing occurring with the president. No bizarre info was revealed. Nobody had any accusations that rhymed with ‘edophile.'"

    James Austin Johnson as Trump holding up one of the emails
    James Austin Johnson as Donald Trump on 'SNL'.

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    Alas, the very first query from Chloe Fineman (taking part in CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins) not solely asks concerning the launch of some 20,000 of Epstein’s emails, however prods at why President Trump’s identify appeared in so lots of them.

    "You recognize you suck, proper?" Padilla replied. She added, "The one factor these emails show is that President Trump did nothing fallacious. If something, his crime was loving an excessive amount of. And presumably too younger."

    Padilla did her greatest to dodge the following few questions, just for a reporter performed by Kenan Thompson to ask, "What does Trump have to cover?"
    At this level, Johnson's Trump took over. "I can reply that," he started. "I’m hiding virtually nothing. Simply sufficient to make it extraordinarily suspicious. However let me ask you a query: If there was one thing incriminating about me within the information, why would I cowl them up?”

    White House reacts to 'SNL' mocking President Donald Trump in cold open President Trump (James Austin Johnson). 'MacGruber' director remembers bizarre first meeting with Val Kilmer: 'Are you a king?' MacGruber (2010) (L to R) Constantine (TIM MURPHY) is disturbed by boss Dieter Von Cunth (VAL KILMER)

    Thompson, baffled, replied, "Isn’t that precisely why you’d cowl them up?"

    Johnson answered, "If I used to be harmless, wouldn’t I simply launch all of the information?"

    Persevering with his nonsensical responses, Johnson's Trump stated, "Jeffrey Epstein, I barely knew the man, as evidenced by the hundreds of images of us collectively dancing and grinding our tooth at varied events, at all times leering and pointing at one thing simply off digicam, most likely a ebook we’re excited to learn."

    He additionally pointed to a memorable quote made earlier this week by Megyn Kelly: "She stated Epstein’s not a pedophile," he reminded the reporters. "Terrific factor to only say out of nowhere. Nice job, Megyn.”

    Johnson's Trump then promised to launch every of the Epstein information individually "for the low, low value of $800." Holding up one of many low-resolution e-mail screenshots, he proclaimed, "It makes a fantastic stocking stuffer."

    The Epstein parodying didn't finish there. Later within the night time, SNL alum Will Forte reprised his iconic position of MacGruber, his MacGyver-like motion hero who is commonly trying to flee the blast of a ticking time bomb. This time round, MacGruber is in a race towards the clock — a minimum of till he realizes that his escape will facilitate the discharge of the Epstein information.

    Will Forte as MacGruber in Epstein sketch
    Will Forte returns to 'Saturday night time Reside' as MacGruber.

    Saturday Night time Reside/YouTube

    "Speak about explosive," MacGruber says when his teammates (Fineman and host Glen Powell in mullets) first reveal the information. "For a lot too lengthy, the wealthy and highly effective have lived by a unique algorithm than the remainder of us, nevertheless it’s time for a reckoning, ’trigger nobody — and I imply nobody — is above the regulation. Let’s check out these bottom-feeders."

    However after glimpsing the papers, MacGruber quickly decides that they're higher off simply shredding them.

    "I’m breaking it up into tiny little items, which we will cover in varied rubbish cans that solely we find out about," he nervously explains.

    The sketch is break up into three components and by the point the ultimate section rolls round, the theme track declares, "It’s fairly clear by now MacGruber’s on the Epstein listing.”

    Epstein, who was convicted of soliciting a minor for prostitution in Florida in 2008, was charged with intercourse trafficking minors and conspiracy to intercourse site visitors minors in New York in 2019. He died by obvious suicide in his jail cell forward of his trial.

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    This week noticed the long-awaited launch of a group of emails to and from Epstein, which led to renewed curiosity within the relationship between the late intercourse offender and the present president. Although Trump was often talked about, not one of the paperwork confirmed Epstein straight accusing Trump of any crime.

    "These emails show completely completely nothing aside from the truth that President Trump did nothing fallacious," White Home press secretary Leavitt informed reporters on Wednesday.

    The Home is about to vote this week on releasing the total Epstein information.

    Watch SNL deal with the Epstein information within the sketches above.

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