Nobody is secure whereas Nikki Glaser holds a microphone.

Throughout her opening monologue on the 2026 Golden Globes, the comic took purpose at stars massive and small, younger and outdated, nominated and never nominated. However a few of her most brutal one-liners got here on the expense of the solid of Paul Thomas Anderson's celebrated One Battle After One other.

"Leonardo DiCaprio is right here for one man bun after one other!" she joked from the stage on the Beverly Hilton in Los Angeles. "How good was Leo in One Battle? I imply it's insane, it's so good," she continued, because the digicam minimize to the 51-year-old star smiling nervously within the viewers.

"What a profession you've had. Numerous iconic performances, labored with each nice director, received three Golden Globes, an Oscar," Glaser cocked, earlier than firing: "And probably the most spectacular factor is you had been in a position to accomplish all that earlier than your girlfriend turned 30."

The viewers reacted to Glaser's joke with a combination of raucous laughter and shocked guffaws. Glaser herself appeared considerably cowed by her personal brazenness — which turned out to be the setup for an additional bit.

"Leo, I'm sorry I made that joke, it's low cost! I imply, I attempted to not, we simply don't know anything about you, man. There's nothing else! Like, open up!" she joked, getting a uncommon, real snicker out of DiCaprio. "I'm critical. I seemed, I searched. I imply, probably the most in-depth interview you've given was in Teen Beat journal in 1991. Is your favourite meals nonetheless 'Pasta, pasta, and extra pasta?'"

DiCaprio nodded his head with a stunned smile on his face, seeming to point that Glaser was certainly quoting an actual reply he gave to a 30-year-old interview query.

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DiCaprio is at the moment courting the 27-year-old mannequin Vittoria Ceretti. The actor has, over time, garnered some quantity of infamy for his seeming predilection for ladies underneath 30. Actually, earlier than Ceretti, DiCaprio had gotten out of 4 earlier relationships after every companion turned 25.

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However Glaser didn't cease her One Battle After One other roast with DiCaprio.

After praising the efficiency of rising star Chase Infiniti, who performs the daughter of the characters performed by DiCaprio and Finest Supporting Actress winner Teyana Taylor, Glaser turned her consideration to Sean Penn.

"Sean Penn can also be right here — Colonel Lockjaw himself," she mentioned, citing Penn's character's title. "One of the best, one among my favourite characters of all time. I like you, Sean, you're such an unique. Everybody on this city is obsessive about wanting youthful. In the meantime, Sean is like, 'What if I slowly morph into a horny leather-based purse?' And I imply, that's scorching!"

Penn was additionally nominated for Finest Supporting Actor in a Movement Image for his efficiency in One Battle After One other, however misplaced to Stellan Skarsgård in Sentimental Worth.

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