The U.S. is choosing fights with good allies, Jon Stewart warned on Monday's The Daily Show.

"The EU? Canada? Do now we have any associates? I imply, Mexico — once more, Trump's been hate-f—ing Mexico just about because the escalator — that's the reality," Stewart stated of President Donald Trump's introduced plans to set a tariff on items imported from sure international locations.

"However Canada? Ca-na-da?" Stewart requested incredulously. "We're choosing a struggle with our most dependable and nice good friend, the labradoodle of allies? However I assume that's Trump-tough. You already know what I imply? You gotta stroll within the jail yard, stroll proper as much as one man who actually doesn't appear to be an issue in any respect and simply yeah. 'Take that, finest good friend! — who has willingly signed as much as struggle in each ridiculous warfare we've ever gotten into.' Let that be a lesson to the remainder of the world: We’re a horrible good friend."

"Denmark, Panama, and Canada! We're America," he continued. "We used to struggle the Nazis. Now we're scouring the globe for straightforward marks? What are we just like the Jake Paul of countries?"

Stewart additionally took situation with the Democrats' selection of statesman to counter President Trump's extra unbelievable statements and actions.

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"This commerce warfare has awoken a sleeping big," Stewart cautioned. "Not Canada. Not Mexico, however the Democratic minority Senate chief: Launch the Schumer!"

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The present then ran a clip of Sen. Chuck Schumer warning of the results of commerce sanctions in opposition to Mexico: "It's going to have an effect on beer, okay? Most of it, Corona right here comes from Mexico. It's going to have an effect on your guac, as a result of what’s guacamole manufactured from? Avocados."

Conceding that Individuals is perhaps swayed by a costlier Tremendous Bowl dip, Stewart nonetheless had an issue with the messenger.
"Democrats, are you able to please cease f—ing trotting Schumer on the market each time Trump traverses into the unreal? He's not good at this," Stewart pleaded. "What’s the decision-making technique of: 'Hey? Who ought to we get on the market to successfully battle one of the savvy presidential media manipulators in historical past?' 'Effectively, I don't know, how about Schumer? He's uninteresting, however not less than he's monotone.' 'Oh wait, and Chuck, earlier than you go on the market; you look too younger, placed on these readers and decrease them in your nostril. Excellent'? Actually, listening to Chuck Schumer converse on virtually any subject makes me need to go bomb Canada."

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